Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

No

thumb_up thumb_down -8

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

lol

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Mexicans working in an office

thumb_up thumb_down -12

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Womens rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops