Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Can I touch it?

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Black people

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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