- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

I LIKE TURLES.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Don't rape me!

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust