Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Water, please.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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