- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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