- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Robin, get in the car.

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

whats gay ? you

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call Obama? - the president

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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