a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

What is brown and smells? Poop

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Working hard or hardly working????

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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