wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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boobs

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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memes

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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