- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

My butt!!!!

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What does a tree do all day? Boredom

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

knock knock Come in.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

Get in the van

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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