What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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What time is it? 12:03 AM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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austins gay lolololol

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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