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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

69

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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