- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.