- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Penis in a box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

Mitt Romney for president.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

Can I touch it?

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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