Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Women's rights.

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Windows Vista

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Baseball

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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