- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Justin Bieber

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Obama.

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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