- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

okay.....

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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