Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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womens rights!

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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