What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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A man walks into a bar.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Tacos

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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oops

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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