- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

Canada's army

Water, please.

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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