- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

Working hard or hardly working????

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