- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

Three blondes walk into a community college.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

balls in ya mouf

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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