What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A seal walks into a club.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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A guy is playing cod

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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you just lost the game!

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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It smells like triangles in here.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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