- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

Dozer has a soul

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

A man farted. Another man walked away.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Chayton

A baby seal walks into a club...

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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