How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

the your face joke

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

Knock knock (No one is home)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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