- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

I'm Jewish

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Steve Jobs.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

planking.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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