obama is a good president

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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your face.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Anti Joke

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