- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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