Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Did you know?

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Women's rights.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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