What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Womens rights.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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