- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

shut up

Someone told me about this website.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

A man. That is all.

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