Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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minced oaths

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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