- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

I love Ciara!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

haha.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Nah

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

nice shorts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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