- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

knock knock Come in.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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