Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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Women's Basketball.

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I dislike old people.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Microsoft Windows

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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