- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

AVI IS A FAG

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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