Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Bumsniffer

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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the your face joke

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? You would too if your name was Hjshdvcyehbretafvvba.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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