*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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minced oaths

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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