an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

An asian walks out of math class

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

AVI IS A FAG

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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