What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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sixty....eight.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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The glass is half an hour.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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want to go home? yea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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