- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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