What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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