- Anti Joke

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him