- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Nah

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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