- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

nine...eleven

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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