- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

dead babies

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

minorities

jewish people like other jewish people.

How Long is a Chinese man.

lewis bedford

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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