- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

Your life That's the joke

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call Obama? - the president

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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