Jake Bowar

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

I don't get it

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Star Wars

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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