A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Your life That's the joke

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Amputations.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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