Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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