Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Knock Knock No one answers....

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

I came.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Hey Caleb.

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Communism

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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