Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

You know George Washington? He died.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

S.O.P.A

The horse said "nay."

What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Womens rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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