you just lost the game!

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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minorities.

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