What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Black people

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Can I touch it?

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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