Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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French people

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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