- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Penis jokes.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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