- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

minorities.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

whats round and like a ball a ball

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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