How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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hi

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Baseball

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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