- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

I am a real homosexual

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

corey is a nipplepotomus

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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