- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

i hate you.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Indeed.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Baseball

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Penis jokes.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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