Dead babies.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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A Muslim blows up a bar

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Women

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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