Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Child Prostitution.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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