- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

hi my name is? joe

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

ollie is a fag so are you

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

baby seal walks into a bar

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Bing

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

you are gay

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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