What color is my lamp? Brown

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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you just lost the game!

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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