- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Gadaffi

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??