roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

Nicholas Cage

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

No

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

A man walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

lol

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

Hello I'm a fat kid

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Ben Colbert is gay

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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