- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

what is white and sticky? glue.

W.N.B.A.

Child Prostitution.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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