- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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