What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

-Knock knock -Come on in!

-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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