What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Amputations.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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