So dont touch it

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knock knock come in

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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French people

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Men's rights.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Justin Bieber

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My mom's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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