What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

A seal walks into a club.

So dont touch it

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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