What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Your mum is dead

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Brittney Spears

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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WNBA

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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