A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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womans rights

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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im black

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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sweaty black guy

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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American Idol

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Hey Caleb.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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