- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

Dozer has a soul

Anti jokes.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Women's Rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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