Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Y2K

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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