if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Penis jokes.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

gay marriage.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Penis

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

What is brown and smells? Poop

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