What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Go away.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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