Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What is brown and sticky?

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Where else? The junk yard

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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