- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

I am really good at math debating

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Men's rights.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Benevolent villain.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

if it's friday, it must be China

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Y2K

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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