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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

What lives underground? Grandpa

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

Herman Cain

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Justin Littleton getting laid.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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