- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

penis that is all

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

I came.

Women's Rights

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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