If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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penis that is all

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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I came.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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This post contains NOTHING.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Anti Joke

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