What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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if it's friday, it must be China

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Water, please.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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