there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Women Drivers.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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