Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Knock Knock Good one...

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

your momma's an antijoke

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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