What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Golf.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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Women Drivers.

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What should I name my dog?

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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