Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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There is a car full of black people.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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throbbing slobber

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Why Because

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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