What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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