- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Chaney is a dumb b****

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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