A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Noah is Smart.

nice shorts.

this website...

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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